Overheard in the newsroom:

Reporter: "You can tell which of these things on the calendar was written by Hodgin and which was written by Brisendine, because they both have such different handwriting."

Copyeditor: "They both have really bad handwriting!"
Reporter: "But Brisendine’s is so much better!"

Afterwards we snuck up to the calendar to verify what we’d just heard. Everything was written in Japanese. It looked like a big game of Kanji-Sudoku. I’m pretty sure Whitney was winning.